HE WAS MEANT TO SING AND WAVE AT SOMEONE AND HE SANG INTO HIS WAVE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
I interpreted this as *smells hand* … “WTF was that smell??”
THANK YOU. The Big Bang Theory is an overrated, degrading (both to women and men who identify with nerd/geek/science culture), misogynistic, steaming pile of shit of a show.
I remember when I met Jordan in the bar the day after my 23rd birthday. I’ve tried to describe our relationship to other people and the only word that makes sense is “affair.” Except that we were both single. We weren’t cheating on significant others.
We were cheating on our Lives. On Real Life.
And it still makes me cry tears of equal parts joy, sadness, nostalgia, and loneliness when I think about walking up Walnut in Asheville and hearing jazz music coming out of the wine bar and him grabbing my hand without warning and dragging me across the street so that we could drink overpriced glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon and laugh and kiss and then the band started playing that song from Midnight in Paris and I knew that I would never ever be the same.
i am high as a kite on a vic-uprofen (vicoden-ibuprofen hybrid) watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. today is awesome.
also the person who gave me said drugs is an incredibly attractive, well-built man who is 14 years older than i am. (no we’re not dating or otherwise) i’m thinking that i probably should have halved this before taking it.
By Hiroko Kubota, whist making custom shirts for her young son, Kubota gave in to a request of his for cats on his shirts from a vast library of internet felines. Interest boomed, and now if you really want one you can purchase one from her Etsy store—if you’re quick that is, they go like hot-cakes.
holy shit dude
If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said.
With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That’s fucking mindblowing.
Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn’t do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots.
Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever.
animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter.
She named it All Ball and she loved it.
Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn’t think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc.
And then “Sleep, cat”. She understood death.
She’s had two kittens since then.
Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes.
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
no but seriously. the right side of my nose all the way to my ear is swollen, as are my right elbow and knee. like i can’t right now. i’m so stupid.
but adulthood means stopping by the store on the way home and buying shitty frozen pizza and eating it in your college sweatshirt while watching reruns of How I Met Your Mother and that’s all really okay with me.
i just ate refried beans and stale chips for dinner because i got to trader joe’s and realized i left my wallet at the bakery and got to the bakery and couldn’t find my wallet. i have been waiting all. fucking. week. to go grocery shopping because i haven’t eaten anything substantial in at least a week and i keep getting stupid drunk because of it.
and i hit my face on a nightstand last night.
GOD DAMMIT UNIVERSE KINDLY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER IT’S NOT MY TURN ANYMORE.